Happy Birthday, Mr. Christian

Late in my early teenage, I was considered fast
While some of the girls were failing, I passed in every class
Our principal's name was Christian and I played upon his fears
In exchange 4 my diploma, I loved him through the years

CHORUS:
Happy birthday Mr. Christian, what are we gonna do?
U want a teenage past-time, I want a love that's true
A man in your position, U oughta be ashamed
Happy birthday Mr. Christian, why can't U live up 2 your name?

It was only the first semester but my body developed quick
Compared 2 the size of my chest then, all the other girls looked sick
Mr. Christian stared at me always, desire turned 2 pain
I suggested we go 2 his office and that's when the lunch bell rang

CHORUS

Oh Mr. Christian, U're a bad boy
Why that's not a pencil ... shame
Oh Mr. Christian, U're a bad boy
Why can't U live up 2 your name?

We had our love down to an art form
Each act was like scenes from a play (Every act...)
With every lesson I gave him
Mr. Christian gave me an A
I graduated with honors
A riddle 2 everyone
Everyone except Christian
Mr. Christian and I, and our son (Mr. Christian, me and our son)

CHORUS {repeat twice in BG}

What are we gonna do?
I want a love that's true
U oughta be ashamed
Why can't U live up 2 your name?
What are we gonna do?
No tengo tiempo para jugar {I have no time 2 play games}
Necesito un hombre verdadero, no metido {I need a real man, not a liar}
Always a man
Tú sí que no te enteras, chaval, OK? {U don't understand, boy, OK?}
Qué hacemos? {What are we gonna do?}
Habla fuerte que no te oigo! {Speak louder cuz I can't hear U!}
Christian! Christian! Christian!

Oh Mr. Christian, U're a bad boy

Christian
Give me some horns, oh
I like it

Christian! {x4}

Happy birthday 2 U, happy birthday 2 U
Happy birthday Mr. Christian, happy birthday 2 U

Happy birthday, Mr. Christian

© 1984 Girlsongs Music - ASCAP

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Sex Shooter

I need U 2 get me off
I'm your bomb, baby, ready 2 explode
I need U 2 get me off
Be your slave, do anything I'm told

CHORUS:
I'm a sex shooter
Shootin' love in your direction
I'm a sex shooter
Come and play with my affections

I need U 2 pull my trigger, baby
I can't do it alone
I need U 2 be my main thing, play thing
Pillar of stone

CHORUS

Come on, kiss the gun

Come on, kiss the gun
Guaranteed 4 fun

Sex shooter
Shootin' love in your direction
Oh, I'm a sex shooter
Come and play with my affections

Listen boys
No girl's body can compete with mine
No girl's rap can top my lines
No girl's kiss can ring your chimes
Come on boy, let's make some time

I'm a sex shooter
Shootin' love in your direction (Yeah)
I'm a sex shooter
Come and play with my affections

Everybody sing it
Sex shooter
Shootin' love in your direction
I can't hear U
Sex shooter
Come and play with my affections
All the nasty people sing it
Sex shooter
Shootin' love in your direction (Oh baby)
Everybody
Sex shooter
Come and play with my affections

© 1984 Girlsongs Music - ASCAP

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Blue Limousine

7:30 - he said that he'd be here by 6
It's lookin' dirty, I guess he's up 2 his old tricks
He likes 'em pretty, he likes 'em in their lingerie
It's such a pity, I bought a camisole 2 day ... boo hoo, boo hoo

7:30 and there's still no sign of my baby's blue limousine

7:31 - I planned 4 him 2 spend the night
We could've had some fun, pretty men, they never treat U right
They talk so dirty, they get U all worked up inside
It's your car, but everybody else always gets 2 drive

7:31 and there's still no sign of my baby's blue limousine

He's got a white one, he's got a yellow one
He's got a black one with a body obscene
Still no sign of my baby's blue limousine {x2}

7:32 - where can my baby be?
I must be a fool 2 let somebody do this 2 me
I can't stop him, wherever he parks his car is alright
But he'll be parkin' with a dent in the side if he stands me up 2 night

7:32 and there's still no U, my baby blue limousine
Baby blue limousine {x4}

He's got a white one, he's got a yellow one
He's got a black one with a body obscene
Still no sign of my baby's blue limousine

He treats U special like U're the only one
Then your girlfriend tells U that he's havin' big fun
Still no sign of my baby's blue limousine

He's so pretty, he's so nice
He'll make U feel like U're in a paradise
Still no sign of my baby's blue limousine {x2}

He like 'em pretty, he like big titties
He likes 'em in their lingerie
Still no sign of my baby's blue limousine

He's all black, he's all white
Everybody's gotta jam 2 night
Limousine {x2}
Still no sign of my baby's blue limousine {x2}

© 1984 Girlsongs Music - ASCAP

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A Million Miles (I Love You)

How could I illustrate my love 4 U?
What would U do if U were in my shoes?
Would U climb the highest mountain?
Would U sail across the sea?
If I were a million miles away, would U visit me?

How could I illustrate how much I really care?
How could U do if U were here, my dear, and I was there?
Would U eat a poison apple?
Would U be burned at the stake?
If I were a million miles away, would U visit me?

CHORUS:
I love U a million miles, I love U
I love U a million miles, I love U

If U love me, would U eat a poison apple?
How much would U take?
And would U be burned at the stake?
Where's the dawn?
Darkness is death
Don't die, live 4ever
Say U love him

How could I demonstrate the way U make me feel?
If I walked through fire, would U say my love was real?
U got me crazy, I'd do most anything
If U got in trouble, I'd sell my diamond ring
That's how much I love U, baby, a million miles

CHORUS {x2}

(Somebody, somebody clap your hands) {x4}
Somebody, somebody

A million miles
A million miles

© 1984 Girlsongs Music - ASCAP

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God bless Susan and Brenda and my rabbit, Smokey
Oh, and God, please bless all the people on Neptune
Amen

Apollonia?

Who said that?

It's Brenda from Neptune {laughter}
Get up girl, its 2 early 2 be in bed

Oh Brenda, what is it?

Get up

I'm tired

Come here, I want U 2 hear something

What?

Come on, come on

Oh Brenda, where are we going?

Shhh, listen

What do U mean I'm 2 young?
Maybe U're 2 old
Hey, I happen 2 like my teddy bear
Well, 4 one thing, he's bigger than U {hangs up phone}

Hey, who's there?

It's the men from Neptune {laughter}

Oh U... U guys

OK, Apples, put on some clothes
Susan, take some off
We're going out 2 play (Yeah!)

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Ooo She She Wa Wa

I got a shape like a bottle of co-co-coca-cola
I got a built-in attitude like U've never seen
I dance with the beat of the clock
Come on baby, let's rock

CHORUS:
Ooo she she wa wa
I'm the one that U... oooh, I'm the one that U... oooh
I'm the one that I U want

Meow

I get a fever when U touch my lingerie in public
Take my temperature 2 your place while I'm still hot
I gotta be home by 10
But I'll be your bestest friend

CHORUS

I'm the one that I U want
Hear me now... oooh

Dance with the beat of the clock
Everybody, let's rock

CHORUS

I'm the one that I U want

Slower

My name is Susan (Yeah)
And I'm Aquarius (Yeah)
I'll make U happy (Yeah)
If U give me candy
It ain't funny (No)
I'm sweet as honey (Yeah)
And I'm guaranteed, guaranteed 2 please
My name is Susan (Yeah)
And I'm a-oozin' (Yeah)
With desire, desire 4 U
Just come and take me (Yeah)
I'm all yours (Yeah)
If U're a gentleman, we'll make out
It's alright (Yeah)
It's alright (Yeah)
I said it's alright (Yeah) (Yeah)
It's alright (Yeah)
My name is Susan
It's alright

© 1984 Girlsongs Music - ASCAP

Hello sweetheart, it's Brenda

Hello sweetheart, it's Brenda

Hold on honey
Come on U guys, put it in the bank, I'm tryin' 2 talk

Well, we're so sorry
Come on Susan, I'll tuck U in (OK)

I'm sorry darling, where were we?
What? No, not really
Nah, it's just something she says
Whenever she goes 2 see this Spanish guy she knows in the valley
Never mind that
Let's talk about U and I

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Some Kind Of Lover

Baby, I need U so bad
Best damn love I've ever had
U are the sunshine that lights up my day
In the night time, U're the only way

U're some kind of lover and U're mine, all mine
U're some (kind of lover)
Ooh, oh baby, U're some (kind of lover)
Ooh, honey, U're some (kind of lover)
More bottle of some (kind of lover)
Lover

When I say I love U
Just can't believe that it's true
Ain't no denying what I'm tryin' 2 say
Oh, U're oh so good in every way

U're some kind of lover and U're mine, all mine
U're some (kind of lover)
Oh baby, U're some (kind of lover)

Baby, don't let go, I don't wanna be free
Come on baby, come with me

Boy, U got me hooked and I'm willingly tied
I wanna make it so satisfying

U're some kind of lover and U're mine, all mine
U're some (kind of lover)
Ooh, oh baby, U're some (kind of lover)
Oh yeah, oh honey, U're some (kind of lover)
Oh baby, U're some (kind of lover)
Lover

Oh yeah (kind of lover)
Ooh, oh yeah (kind of lover)
Oh honey, U're some (kind of lover)
Oh baby, U're some (kind of lover)
Lover

(Kind of lover) {repeat in BG}

Remember that time on the beach
Oh, I'll never forget it
It was the first time
What do U say? U wanna go again?
Oh, come on honey
Oooh, oh, mmm, yeah
Faster, faster, faster, faster, oh faster, faster, ahh!

I'm embarrassed

© 1984 Girlsongs Music - ASCAP

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In A Spanish Villa

Por qué estás sentado tan lejos? {English translation below}
Ven acá, no te voy a morder
Mi hijo, que no tienes calor?
Ven acá
Quítate eso
A, ves... te sientes mejor, no?
Bueno, de qué hablamos?
A, estás solo?
Por qué hablamos de cosas tan tristes?
Yo nunca estoy sola
Bueno, a veces
No, está bien
Por favor, coge mi mano ... mm
Bueno, yo sé que un día el hombre de mis sueños va a venir por mí
Y así será
A sí, sé cocinar muy sabroso
Qué? Casarme contigo?
Ni sé cómo te llamas
A ver, dime cómo te llamas?
Oliver?
Un nombre muy bonito
Me gusta
Dame un beso, Oliver
Sí, está bien
En mis labios
En donde más
Bueno, adiós Oliver
Fue un placer de haberte conocido
Adiós

{Why are U sitting so far away?
Come here, I'm not going 2 bite U
Ha ha, honey, aren't U warm?
Come here
Take that off!
Ah, see, U feel better, no?
Well, what should we talk about?
Ah, are U lonely?
Why are we talking about such sad things?
I'm never lonely
Well, sometimes
No, it's OK
Please, take my hand... mm
Well, I know that one day the man of my dreams will come 4 me
That's how it will be
Ah yes, I know how 2 cook real deliciously!
What? Marry U?
I don't even know your name
Let's ee, tell me what is your name?
Oliver?
Huh, mm, a very pretty name!
I like it
Give me a kiss, Oliver
Yes, it's OK
On my lips
Where else? Mm ah
Well, goodbye Oliver
It was a pleasure meeting U
Goodbye}

© 1984 Girlsongs Music - ASCAP