The Beautiful Ones

Baby, baby, baby - what's it gonna be?
Baby, baby, baby - is it him or is it me?
Don't make me waste my time
Don't make me lose my mind, baby

Baby, baby, baby - can't U stay with me 2night?
Oh baby, baby, baby - don't my kisses please U right?
U were so hard 2 find
The beautiful ones, they hurt U every time

Paint a perfect picture
Bring 2 life a vision in one's mind
The beautiful ones always smash the picture
Always, every time

If I told U, baby, that I was in love with U
Oh baby, baby, baby - if we got married, would that be cool?
U make me so confused
The beautiful ones U always seem 2 lose

Baby, baby, baby
Well, what's it gonna be, baby?

Do U want him or do U want me?
Cuz I want U!
Said I want U!
Tell me, baby, do U want me?
I gotta know, I gotta know
Do U want me?
Can I tell U a story?
Huh, I said the beautiful ones
Sometimes U lose
Let me tell U, baby
Sometime, sometime, sometimes U win
Yes U do
Listen here, I said sometime, huh
Sometime I get so confused
Yes I do, but I...
I said right now, right now
I know what I want, I want U
Baby, baby, baby - listen 2 me!
I may not know where I'm going, baby!
Looka here - I said I may not know what I need!
One thing, one thing's 4 certain, baby
I know what I want, yeah!
And if it please U, baby, please U, baby
I'll beg U down on my knees!
I want U!
Yeah, I want U!
Baby, baby, baby, baby - I want U!
Yes I do!

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Chocolate

Aah!
Ugh, Too funky! Ugh!

Every time we're out on a date
I want 2 love U, U make me wait
U went and told me I look like a pimp
But honey, I noticed U waited 'til after dinner
18 jumbo shrimp, damn!

(Chocolate)
U gotta give me some of your (Chocolate)
I said what U waitin' 4?
(Chocolate)
Give me some of that (Chocolate) U gotta
Just can't wait no more

Every night when I take U home
U say U got a headache, U wanna be alone
I ain't tryin' 2 brag baby, but if I ever get U in the bed
I'll work that body so hard, U'll wish all U had was an achin' head
Look out!

(Chocolate)
Give me some of your (Chocolate)
Baby, what U waitin' 4?
(Chocolate) Oh Lord
Give me some of that (Chocolate)
I, I just can't wait no more, uh

Aah!
Look out
Ha, back up, uh
(Chocolate) {x4}
Chocolate
Tootsie Roll, hit me
Back up

Come on now
Yes

When I sleep, I dream of U
I dream about doin' the things I want 2 do
I'd make it so nice if only I could
Don't U wanna see my Tootsie Roll?
Baby, I'm sure U would
Look out!

(Chocolate) {x2}
What U waitin' 4?
(Chocolate)
Give me some of that (Chocolate)
Just can't ... say it!
(Chocolate) Look out, uh
Some of your (Chocolate)
What U waitin' 4?
(Chocolate) Candy
(Chocolate)
I just can't wait no more, uh

Oh baby, what's the problem?
What's the matter, don't U like me?
U don't want no young man, U need somebody with experience
I could make it so nice
Don't U wanna see my Tootsie Roll?

(Chocolate) Look out!
Give me some of that chocolate (Chocolate)
What U waitin' 4?
(Chocolate)
Give me some of that (Chocolate)
Look out, I just can't wait no
(Chocolate) {x4}
Chocolate, Milky Way
Give me some baby
Give me 2 day
Look out, uh
Give me some of that...
Melvoin, play your guitar
I'm gonna go tap on the cowbell

Yes
Oh, nasty
Play it
Come, come
Yes

Gimme some horns, uh {x4}
Horns
Come on, nasty

(Chocolate) {repeat till end}
What U waitin' 4 baby?
Say it
Chocolate
Have no fear baby, I'm one of them 3 Musketeers, unwrap me!
What U waitin' ... look out!
Listen 2 me, now
Milky Way, Tootsie Roll
Can't nobody fuck with me, I'm 2 old
Look out!

Melvoin, Melvoin, U gonna have 2 step on the gas
We gotta get the hell outta here, come on, uh!

Mashed potatoes, gravy, cranberry sauce, stuffin', green beans
Chitlins, candy sweet potatoes, black.. black-eyed peas, grits
Cabbage and...
I can say anything I want 2
Y'all can't fuck with me
Look out
2 old
Nasty
Superbad {Fade out}
Bad 2 the bone
What U gonna do with me
I'm all alone, look out!

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Computer Blue

Wendy?

Yes Lisa

Is the water warm enough?

Yes Lisa

Shall we begin?

Yes Lisa

Ow!

Where is my love life?
Where can it be?
There must be something wrong with the machinery

Where is my love life?
Tell me, where has it gone?
Somebody please, please tell me what the hell is wrong

CHORUS:
Till I find the righteous one
Computer blue
Till I find the righteous one
Computer blue

Oh

Where is my baby?
Where can she be?
Somebody please, please tell me what is wrong with me

Where is my baby?
Where has she gone?
Somebody please, please tell me what the hell is wrong

CHORUS

Yeah

The computer's on the verge of breakdown!

Come on
Oh baby, don't make me

Poor lonely computer
It's time someone programmed U
It's time U learned love and lust
They both have 4 letters
But they're entirely different words
Poor lonely computer
Poor, poor lonely computer
Do U really know what love is?

(Na, na, na, na, na)
Wave your hands in the air!
Now everybody sing it! (Na, na, na, na, na)
Everybody work out
Work out, work out (Na, na, na, na, na)
Everybody work out
Work out, work out (Na, na, na, na, na)
Everybody work out

He didn't like living alone
The house where he lived had many hallways
It was a long walk 2 his bedroom
Because 2 him each hallway represented an emotion
Every one vastly different from the next
One day while she was with him
He decided 2 name each one
She walked by his side, one hand on his thigh
No - she was sort of half a step behind him
Yeah, the grip on his thigh intensified
As they walked slowly through the corridor
He named the hallway "Lust"
And as they passed through the next one
He named it "Fear"
The grip she now loosened
So he walked faster
Her hands now trembling
She let dropped 2 her side as he wrote the word "Insecurity"
He looked into her eyes and smiled a demon smile
And quickly walked onto the next
Corridor after corridor
He named almost all when suddenly… he stopped
He picked up the word "Hate"
She was gone
So he picked up another – "Pain"

On the verge of a breakdown
What is life without love?
It's hell, Computer Blue!

Father, Father, the sun is gone
(Father, Father) The Dawn, the Dawn
Father, Father, where is the Dawn?
(Where is the Dawn, Father?)
(Na, na, na, na, na) {x2}
Na, na, na, na, na

Shall I go 2 church on Sundays?
Shall I stay home and pray?
Shall I try 2 make her happy?
Shall I try 2 make her stay?

Where is my love life?
Tell me, where can it be?

Narrow-minded computer
(Somebody please, please tell me…)
It's time someone programmed U
(Somebody please, please tell me what's wrong with me)
It's time U learned women are not butterflies
They're computers 2
Just like U Computer Blue
(Where is my baby?)
Chauvinistic computer
It's time someone programmed U (Na, na, na, na, na)
U fall in love 2 fast and hate 2 soon
And take 4 granted the feeling's mutual
(The feeling's mutual!)
We're computers 2
Just like U, Computer Blue

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

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G-Spot

"F" is 4 frustration
I'm looking 4 what isn't really there
"I" is instigation
I'm listening 2 the voice beneath my hair
"N" is 4 the naked body
And 4 what my naked eye can see

CHORUS:
G-spot, G-spot
Where, oh where can U be?

"A" is 4 America
And 4 the things U read in magazines
"L" is 4 location
I am a clock, the time is 9:15
"L" is 4 the lust we share
We want 2 know the infamous pleasure

CHORUS

"Y" is 4 my yearnin'
Burnin' into mystery

CHORUS

G-spot {x4}

Ooh, ooh
Ooh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh, oh, no

Maceo, eh
Blow your horn, uh
I don't want no trash
Gimme some of that popcorn

Oh, Lord! {x3}

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Electric Intercourse

I feel some kind of love 4 U
I don't know your name
This is the kind of love that takes 2
I want U and I'm not ashamed

Cuz baby, U shock my wild
With a sexual electricity extraordinaire
Come and take advantage and undress me
I don't even know U, I don't even care

I feel some kind of sexual courage
Tell me do U feel it 2?
Our bodies wanna be 2gether
Girl, I wanna be with U

Electric is my body, baby
I'll shock U with my lips
Darling, don't U know
Your Technicolor climax is at my fingertips?
Hear me, baby

Electric intercourse, electric intercourse (Wake up, Wendy!)
Don't U wanna?
Electric intercourse, electric intercourse
Don't U wanna make love, sweet love, my love?

Mash it

Electric is my body, baby
I'll shock U with my lips (Yes I will)
Darling, don't U know
Your technicolor climax is at my fingertips
Baby, no no, listen 2 me

Electric intercourse, electric intercourse
Don't U wanna?
(I say this)
Electric intercourse, electric intercourse
(I say the first intercourse, I say the first one)
Don't U wanna make love, sweet love, my love?

Yeah

Electric intercourse, electric intercourse
Don't U wanna?
Electric intercourse, electric intercourse
Don't U wanna make love, my love, sweet love, yeah?

Don't U wanna?
Electric intercourse
Don't U wanna make love, yeah?

Auntee Emm {x2}

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Possessed

Oh yeah!

Something's the matter baby, I'm going insane
Something inside of me keeps talkin' 2 my brain
Why can't I stop this satanic lust?
I know I shouldn't hold U, but my body says I must

I'm possessed, ooh
And I don't know what 2 do
Ooh, I'm possessed, yes, ooh
I'm stone crazy in love with U

Something's the matter baby, U're all I see
Your voice is all I hear beggin' 2 me
I wish I didn't need U, wish I didn't care
I've got 2 make some love 2 U cuz it much 2 much 2 bare

I'm possessed, yes I am
And I don't know what 2 do
Ooh, I'm possessed, oh
I'm stone crazy in love with U

I'm possessed
Don't know what 2 do
I'm possessed
I'm stone crazy, ooh

Something's the matter baby, my mind's in a daze
I'm trippin' on your love, it's so hard 4 me 2 lay
Can't stop this yearnin', Lord knows I've tried
Free me from dispair, I'm much 2 young 2 die

I'm possessed, ooh
And I don't know what I'm gonna do
I'm possessed, ooh (I'm)
I'm stone crazy in love with U

I'm possessed, ooh (Yes I am)
And I don't know what I'm gonna do
I'm possessed, yeah!
I'm stone crazy in love with U, ooh
Yeah ooh {x3}
Yeah!

Possessed
Stoned up, up in the head, baby
Said I'm possessed, mm mm
All I wanna do is lay U down in my bed
I'm possessed, oh
Yes I am
How's about me not knowin' what 2 do?
I'm possessed
Yes, oh yeah
I'm, I'm stone crazy in love with U, yeah yeah
Pussy sugar... yeah yeah

Possessed
Well, I'm goin' insane
Hey, I'm possessed
I only wanna do things, baby
Only wanna do things growin' inside a negro's brain, yeah
Yeah yeah..oh oh yeah
U're leaving me no choice
I'm gonna hit U with my guitar, baby

Oh yes
Mm, oh yes
Bobby Z, step on it
Step on it
Mm, step on it
Mm, step on it now
Step down on my head now, baby

Yeah, I'm possessed
I'm possessed, baby
Fucked up in my head
I wanna use U in my bed, yeah
I'm possessed
Well, oh
Oh, I got this lust
Baby U know I got this lust, yeah
I don't wanna hold ya {x3}
But my body says I must!
I must, yeah
Oh, oh baby, I must!
Do U mean "yeah"? (Yeah!) ([Give it 2 me])
Baby, if I don't
Cuz baby, if I don't {x2}
U know your pussy puts up quite an awful fuss
Yes it does
Puts up a fuss, yeah
U know what that means
U're gonna get wet
Pussy get wet, mm mm

Something's the matter baby, I'm goin' insane
Something inside of me keeps talkin' 2 my brain
Why can't I stop this satanic lust?
I don't wanna hold U but my body says I must

I'm possessd, yeah!
I'm possessed
Stone in love with U (Stone in love with U, baby)
Stone in love with U, baby
Stone crazy in love with U, baby

Me and the boys, we like 2 jam

Possessed!

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Sex Shooter

I need U 2 get me off
I'm your bomb, baby, ready 2 explode
I need U 2 get me off
Be your slave, do anything I'm told

CHORUS:
I'm a sex shooter
I'm shootin' love in your direction
I'm a sex shooter
Come and play with my affection
Come on, kiss the gun

I need U 2 pull my trigger, baby
I can't do it alone
I need U 2 be my main thing
Plaything, pillar of stone

CHORUS

Come on, kiss the gun
Guaranteed 4 fun

Sex shooter
I'm shootin' love in your direction
I'm a sex shooter
Come and play with my affection

Listen..
No girl's body can compete with mine
No girl's rap can top my lines
No girl's kiss can ring your chimes
Come on boy, let's make some time

I'm a sex shooter
Shootin' love in your direction
Oh yeah, oh I'm a sex shooter
Come and play with my affection
Come on, kiss the gun

Come on, kiss the gun, guaranteed 4 fun {x4}
Sex shooter {x4}
Blow me away

Come on, kiss the gun

No girl's body can compete with mine
No girl's rap can top my lines
No girl's kiss can ring your chimes
Come on boy, let's make some time

Come on, kiss the gun

Sex shooter
Shootin' love in your direction
I'm a sex shooter
Come and play with my affection

All the nasty people sing it
Sex shooter
Shootin' love in your direction
I can't hear U
Sex shooter
Come and play with my affection

All the nasty people sing it!
Sex shooter
Shootin' love in your direction
Everybody (Yeah)
Sex shooter
Come and play with my affection

Fellas, take it home, uh

Brenda? (Uh huh?)
I want U 2 count 2 8 (8)
As soon as I get undressed, clap your hands, OK? (OK)

Susan? (Uh huh?)
I want U 2 count 2 8 (8)
As soon as I get undressed, U clap your hands, OK? (OK)

New York? (Uh huh?)
I want U 2 count 2 8 (8)
As soon as I get undressed, y'all clap your hands, OK? (OK)

New York? (Uh huh?)
I want U 2 count 2 8 (8)
As soon as I get undressed, y'all clap your hands, OK? (OK)

(1) 1
(2) 2
(3) 3
(4) 4
(5) Sex shooter
(6) Sex shooter
(7) Sex shooter
(8) Clap your hands, let's go!

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Vibrator

Is it my imagination
Or are U with the boys again?
U used 2 take me with U
I used 2 be your best friend
When U finally come home
Your car ain't got no gasoline
That's OK, baby
Cuz my new love treats me like a queen
Eat your heart out

CHORUS:
Vibrator makes me feel so good
Vibrator - don't U wish U could?
Vibrator - his patience can't be beat
Vibrator - I guess U could say that U're obsolete
Ha ha ha ha ha ha

It must be my imagination
Cuz I know I didn't hear U laugh
U'd be surprised what I do when U're through
Taking your macho bath
Uncharted waters sailed with ease
Land is always in sight
But with U it's always abandon ship (abandon ship)
And we didn't even get away from the dock 2night
Eat your heart out

CHORUS

Is it my imagination
Are U with the boys again?
U used 2 take me with U
I used 2 be your best friend
But now I'm just a plaything
Your ego-feeding female sex machine
Well U can take a hike, mister
Cuz U're the poorest excuse 4 a man I've ever seen!
Eat your heart out, sucker!

CHORUS

Vibrator makes me feel so good
Vibrator makes me feel so good

Uh oh, oh no!
Please don't die on me no

(Vibrator) {repeat in BG}

May I help U?

Yes, I was wondering if U had batteries 4 my bo...

Oh my God!
Look at the size of that thing!
Where did U get this?

Look, U got batteries or not?

Oh sure, we have batteries
They're in the storage room
Tell U what
I'll just take this downstairs and put them in myself

No, I'll tell U what, U and your rubber glove can go downstairs
And I'll take my business elsewheres
Now gimme this! Jeez!

Well, what do U want?

Goodness!

Goodness, nothing!
Baby, I'm busy
What do U want?!!

Do have any batteries that will fit my body massager?

Body massager? Please!

Right, U see my back's been acting up lately and...

Yeah, my back's been acting up 2
In fact, it acts up every time my boyfriend leaves

No, really, my back...

Save it honey, put it in the bank
I know what's happening
Here, these oughta work

Yeah, yeah, that'll work
Thank U!

Yeah, yeah, go on, get outta here!

Thank U so much, thank U!

Yeah, so get...
Body mas... please!

(Vibrator) {repeats in BG}
G-spot, g-spot, where, oh where...
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
Ready or not, here I come

Oh yeah
Oh, here I come
Oh yeah

Here I.. here I.. here I come!
Now!

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